Class 5 Jokes -
Edwin - Have you heard about the person who killed a lizard?
He was a cold bloodied killer!
Elizabeth - What do you call an 8 legged doctor?
Ethan – Year 3
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t Tuna fish!
Owen – Year 4
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Poppy – Year 3
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Archer – Year 3
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Louie – Year 6
How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!
James in Year 3 - Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!
Jakob - Class 13 - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!
Louis - Class 14 - A man went to the doctors and said - "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom!"
Doctor says - "Let me get some cream for it!"