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Red Nose Day Jokes March 2021

Class 5 Jokes - 

Edwin - Have you heard about the person who killed a lizard?

He was a cold bloodied killer!


Elizabeth - What do you call an 8 legged doctor?

A doctorpuss!


Ethan – Year 3

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can’t Tuna fish!


Owen – Year 4

What is yellow and smells like bananas?

Monkey vomit!


Poppy – Year 3

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!


Archer – Year 3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?



Louie – Year 6

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the pound!



James in Year 3 - Why did the man run around his bed?

To catch up on his sleep!


Jakob - Class 13 - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!


Louis - Class 14 - A man went to the doctors and said - "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom!"

Doctor says - "Let me get some cream for it!"


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